This is Tia.
She's pretty awesome.
The other one is Andrew.
He's pretty awesome too, but more on that later.
Anyways.
So, I have this friend Tia. She's spanish/british. (Read: awesome/gorgeous) She's also hilarious and random and has me laughing 24/7....for more on Tia's randomness see the awesome advice she asked for.
To Illustrate my point, I want to tell you the story of a typical conversation between Tia, Andrew, and I.
Tia: guys...I have a question.
Me: yeah Tia?
Andrew: yes, my little angel lovey face? (okay, so I'm using my artistic license with the name calling but he totally could have said that so it's plausible...kinda.)
Tia: okay, so do you think that if someone got big enough helium chest implants they could fly with their boobs?
Me: uhh I mean I don't know if the helium would last...
Andrew: XD I love you my little dollop of love goo <3
And so on, and so forth.
But in all seriousness, Tia is one amaizing chica and I'm so happy to call her one of my good friends :) Andrew, you take care of her or I'll sic FC Barcelona on you. And don't give me any "Oh well I mean I can send Chelsea..." bullshit cause Tia and I and you all know that FC Barcelona could destroy any Football team. Especially Real Madrid.
In summary..
FC Barcelona = Soccer Gods.
Real Madrid = the poop on the bottom of some fat guy's shoe in Madrid.
Ciao bella!
p.s. here's a lovely picture I drew of Tia.
